Psychedelic Porn Crumpets

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About the Event

Get ready for a kaleidoscopic sonic journey as the electrifying Psychedelic Porn Crumpets descend upon Köln, gracing the stage at the legendary Bürgerhaus Stollwerck on Monday, 9 March 2026. This isn’t just another gig; it’s an immersion into a universe of mind-bending riffs, blistering solos, and an energy so potent it’s practically tangible. Hailing from Perth, Australia, these sonic anarchists have carved out a formidable reputation for delivering live performances that are nothing short of spectacular. Prepare for a night where reality bends and the air crackles with pure, unadulterated rock and roll prowess. This is your chance to experience one of the most exciting and ferocious live acts on the planet in an intimate setting.

About Psychedelic Porn Crumpets

Emerging from the vibrant musical landscape of Perth, Western Australia, Psychedelic Porn Crumpets have rapidly ascended to become a defining force in contemporary psychedelic rock. Since their formation, the quartet – comprising Jack McEwan (vocals, guitar), Luke Poplewko (guitar), Danny Nel (bass), and Daniel Stidham (drums) – has cultivated a fervent global following through their relentless touring and an ever-expanding catalogue of critically acclaimed albums. Their sound is a potent cocktail of fuzzy, reverb-drenched guitars, thunderous rhythm sections, and soaring, often anthemic, vocals.

From their debut EP, Big River, to their subsequent full-lengths, including High Visceral Pt. 1, High Visceral Pt. 2, and the widely lauded And Now For Something Completely Different and Shit Show, Psychedelic Porn Crumpets have consistently pushed the boundaries of their genre. They seamlessly blend elements of 70s hard rock, proto-punk swagger, and an undeniable surf-rock sensibility, all filtered through a distinctly modern and idiosyncratic lens. Their ability to craft intricate, multi-layered soundscapes while maintaining a raw, visceral energy is a testament to their songwriting and instrumental virtuosity.

Notable tracks such as “Cornflake,” “Cubensis,” “Our Invention,” “K.I.C.T,” and the explosive “Guten Morgan” have become staples of their electrifying live sets, showcasing their penchant for infectious hooks, extended instrumental jams, and a relentless, driving momentum. Their music is not merely heard; it is experienced, conjuring images of sun-drenched desert landscapes and smoke-filled, dimly lit venues. Psychedelic Porn Crumpets have proven themselves to be more than just a band; they are an auditory phenomenon, constantly evolving and defying expectations with each electrifying release and every unforgettable performance.

Venue Information

Bürgerhaus Stollwerck is a historic and beloved cultural institution located in the heart of Köln. Steeped in tradition, this venue has played host to countless iconic performances across a diverse range of musical genres, fostering a vibrant and engaged local music scene. Its intimate yet energetic atmosphere makes it the perfect setting for an immersive live music experience. Bürgerhaus Stollwerck boasts a rich history, having evolved from its industrial roots into a multi-functional space that champions both established artists and emerging talent. The acoustics are renowned for their clarity, ensuring that every nuance of the music, from the subtlest guitar lick to the most pounding drum beat, is delivered with precision and power. The venue’s layout typically provides excellent sightlines from most positions, allowing fans to feel close to the action and truly connect with the artists on stage. Its accessible location within Köln further adds to its appeal, making it a convenient and exciting destination for music lovers. For complete venue details, see our venue guide.

What to Expect

Prepare yourself for an auditory assault and a visual spectacle when Psychedelic Porn Crumpets take the stage at Bürgerhaus Stollwerck. Their live performances are renowned for their untamed energy, meticulous musicianship, and a palpable sense of camaraderie between the band members. You can anticipate a setlist that masterfully weaves together fan favourites with deeper cuts, showcasing the full breadth of their sonic exploration. Expect to be immediately captivated by the sheer power of Jack McEwan’s searing guitar solos, often delivered with a frenetic intensity that borders on the improvisational. Luke Poplewko’s complementary guitar work adds layers of intricate texture and melodic complexity, creating a dazzling interplay that is a hallmark of the band’s sound.

The rhythm section, comprised of Danny Nel on bass and Daniel Stidham on drums, forms an unshakeable foundation. Nel’s basslines are not just supportive; they are melodic and propulsive, driving the songs forward with an irresistible groove. Stidham’s drumming is a force of nature – a powerful and precise display of technical skill and raw energy that underpins the band’s high-octane delivery. Vocally, McEwan’s delivery is charismatic and commanding, capable of shifting from a guttural roar to a more melodic, anthemic call, all imbued with a distinctive Australian flair.

The performance style of Psychedelic Porn Crumpets is characterized by its dynamic shifts. They can transition seamlessly from moments of delicate sonic beauty and psychedelic introspection to explosive bursts of pure rock and roll fury. Expect extended instrumental passages where the band truly stretches out, allowing their individual virtuosity to shine within the collective sonic tapestry. The sheer volume and sonic density of their sound can be overwhelming in the best possible way, creating an immersive experience that envelops the audience. The band’s stage presence is engaging and unpretentious, allowing the music to take centre stage while their infectious enthusiasm radiates throughout the room. While the exact duration of the setlist can vary, a typical Psychedelic Porn Crumpets show is a full-throttle affair, lasting approximately 90 minutes to two hours, filled with an unrelenting barrage of sonic brilliance that will leave you exhilarated and clamouring for more.

FAQs

Q1: Are Psychedelic Porn Crumpets known for their stage diving or crowd surfing? While Psychedelic Porn Crumpets are undeniably energetic performers, their live shows tend to focus more on the musicianship and the sonic experience rather than elaborate stage antics like frequent crowd surfing. Their energy is channeled into their blistering instrumental passages and the raw power of their performance, creating a highly engaging atmosphere without necessarily requiring overt crowd interaction beyond enthusiastic moshing and singing along.

Q2: What kind of music can I expect to hear? Is it purely psychedelic? Psychedelic Porn Crumpets are firmly rooted in psychedelic rock, but their sound is a rich tapestry woven with various influences. You’ll find heavy doses of 70s hard rock, hints of proto-punk, and even a touch of surf rock in their intricate guitar work. They’re known for their fuzzy riffs, driving rhythms, and soaring vocals, creating a sound that is both nostalgic and distinctly modern.

Q3: Will they play songs from their latest album, Shit Show, or older hits? You can expect a well-rounded setlist that draws from their entire discography. Psychedelic Porn Crumpets are committed to treating their fans to a journey through their evolution as a band. This means you’ll likely hear crowd-pleasing anthems from albums like High Visceral Pt. 1 and Pt. 2, alongside material from their more recent releases like Shit Show, ensuring a dynamic and satisfying experience for long-time followers and newcomers alike.

Q4: How loud is a typical Psychedelic Porn Crumpets concert? Psychedelic Porn Crumpets are renowned for their powerful and often intensely loud live sound. Their music is characterized by its heavy guitar riffs, driving bass, and thunderous drums, all amplified to create a truly immersive sonic experience. While the exact volume can vary by venue, it’s advisable to prepare for a high-decibel performance that is integral to their signature sound. Earplugs are recommended for those sensitive to loud music.

Q5: Do they interact much with the audience during their set? The band members are known for their engaging stage presence, and while they might not engage in extended monologues between songs, their infectious enthusiasm and the sheer power of their performance create a strong connection with the audience. Jack McEwan, the frontman, often makes eye contact and the band’s collective energy is a strong form of communication, fostering a sense of shared experience within the venue.

Q6: Is there a specific dress code for this concert? There is no formal dress code for Psychedelic Porn Crumpets concerts. Their fans typically embrace a casual and comfortable style. Many choose to wear band t-shirts, denim, or other rock-inspired attire. Ultimately, the most important thing is to wear something that allows you to move freely and enjoy the music comfortably.